Even if they love you…
To the Alcoholic
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Nobody Likes a Drunk
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From our Founder
If I can do it, you can do it.
Quitting drinking was one of the hardest, yet most rewarding things I have ever done. The pride that comes along with conquering the demon that once controlled me in a zombie-like fashion, mixed with the genuine admiration and relief from those that had to deal with my drunken bullshit is immeasurable. It took me many tries over many years, but now I can confidently say “I don’t drink”. You can change. You can defeat the poison. Reinvent and become the best version of yourself you can be. Nobody Likes a Drunk. Don’t be that person.
Supreme Commander
True Hero the Great
Alcohol Slayer Extraordinaire
Alcoholic Attributes
Are you an alcoholic?
Should you stop drinking?
Do you really have to ask?
Some people prefer to live in denial rather than take an honest look at themselves and own up to their shit. Some people know they should quit but lack the confidence, desire or know-how. What’s your excuse?
If any of the examples below strike a nerve, it is time to Stop Drinking.
You’re an Asshole
Have you been known to lose your temper while drunk? Cuss anybody out? Break anything? Ridicule, torment or be otherwise non-supportive? That’s not cool.
Use your inside voice
Do people have to inform you that you are talking loud or being obnoxious? You are annoying everyone around you with your amplified attitude. That’s not cool.
Waking up with Regrets
Do you find yourself waking up agonizing over your drunken words or actions? Feeling a bit sick from your bender? Hook up with the wrong person? That’s not cool.
Drunk Driver
Does your alcoholic mind convince you that you are OK to drive? Do you risk DUI, injury, manslaughter and more? Have you ever had to pull over to puke? That’s not cool.
Low Cash
Running low on funds? How many hundreds of dollars are you wasting every month that could be stacking up in your account? Pissing money away. That’s not cool.
Broken Record
Do you keep telling the same stories and displaying the predictable cycle of drunken emotions? I could’ve gone pro, that piece of shit, I love you, man… That’s not cool.
Side Effects of Sobriety
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Less Depressed
Alcohol deepens your depression and dissatisfaction with life while keeping you stuck saying fuck it. With a clear mind comes optimism, ambition and happiness.
Make Money
A penny saved is a penny earned. Money that would’ve been spent on alcohol is instead piling up like added income. Save up and splurge, you’d deserve it!
More Energy
Consistent use of alcohol drains your energy leaving you sluggish. When it’s out of your system you feel invigorated and slim down without those empty calories.
Check the statistics
385
Americans die as a result of excessive alcohol use PER DAY.
141K
Americans die from the effects of alcohol in an average year.
40%
of Americans incarcerated for violent crimes were drunk at time of crime.
28 million
American children have 1 or more parents that abuse alcohol.
Wisdom through experience
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Opinions &
Observations
Through years of trial and error, self-sabotage, negotiation, wishful thinking, denial, submission and a slew of other tactics, we were able to pick up a few tips along the way to recovery. If you or someone you know is trying to quit drinking, use these teachings to avoid common setbacks and pave a smoother path forward to a better life.
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Taper Time
I’m basically not a doctor, so heed these words as informational and not in lieu of professional medical advice. Check with a healthcare professional before following any health related actions. Quitting “Cold Turkey” doesn’t just make you sweat through your clothes and bedding during your restless nights, it can literally KILL YOU. It makes you…
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Avoid the Taper Trap
After making the wise decision to safely wean your way off of the poison you’ve been willfully ingesting, get ready for the battle that awaits… The Taper Trap! Alcohol is your enemy and your enemy does not want you to succeed. It has no desire to relinquish control of your time, money, relationships, health, or…
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Watch Out for Week 3
If you are in the beginning stages of your life without alcohol, Congratulations! I too have been in that stage MANY times before. I was always looking forward to getting that 1st month under my belt again, as a month seemed pretty significant. After cruising along through week 1 and gaining momentum through week 2,…
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